I am the stupidest man in the world! I parked my bike in front of a library in North Chicago. One hour later, I was left with a cut lock and cable. Bastards!
I am now stuck in Chicago, with no bike, a useless trailer and no place to sleep for under $135 per night. What to do? Where to go? How to do it?
I am feeling great sadness.
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Oh no!! I know no one in Chicago to help you! And you're not stupid. Sometimes people are just assholes. Although, you may want to contact the police and make sure they didn't take it. Maybe they're not bike friendly in Chicago.
ReplyDeletethat sucks!!! here is my plan...
ReplyDeletego to craigslist, put up an ad explaining your dilemma, make it funny and witty and see if someone will let you do an odd job or stunt in exchange for there bike. tell them you will make their bike famous and when you get any money for your film, you will send them the bike back! tada!!
exactly. craigslist. offer a BJ for a bike. it works. trust me.
ReplyDeleteReally sorry to hear this, Mark. No answers but best of luck.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal? Where are you? What's going on?
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to tune in next season to find out.
ReplyDeleteAw crap.
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